Robert Laurie

Robert Laurie

Articles by Robert Laurie:

Ben Carson releases new video regarding his not-so-'potential' presidential run

'If I run, it will be because....' Dr. Ben Carson isn't saying he's running for President. So don't go thinking that he is. However if he were to say, hypothetically, make a bid for the White House...  Well, he'd want you to know why that would - in theory - happen. To that end, he's made a video announcing ... continue reading

Watch it live: Benjamin Netanyahu addresses a joint meeting of Congress

11AM EST. Here we go...  It's the speech we've been talking about for weeks. The one that Obama's party really tried to squash.  Will they walk out? Will they boo?  Find out, by watching it live. The feed should kick in just before 11AM Eastern.Update: ...and we're off! Hit play.  Be sure ... continue reading

Saturday Night Live's 'ISIS recruitment ad' has people upset. We think it's funny. You?

People need to relax. Whether it's Looney Tunes' "Gremlins from the Kremlin", Donald Duck doing his version of Spike Jones' "The Fuhrer's Face," or Seth Rogen and James Franco's portrayal of Kim Jong Un as a margarita swilling Katy Perry fan, I've always been a big fan of comedy that mocks America's enemies. ... continue reading

ISIS can rest easy - Pentagon plans to retake Mosul are on 'indefinite hold'

We'll get there in 9 months. ...Maybe. Last week, while discussing the Islamic State's habit of burning historic libraries, blowing up ancient churches, and decimating educational facilities in Iraq, we touched on the fact that our plan to retake Mosul would happen "sometime." Most sources were ... continue reading

Obama's own former intel chief: John Kerry 'out of touch with reality' on terrorism

 Tell us something we don't know. If you believe the administration (hint: you shouldn't) you're almost completely safe from the violent world around you. According to John Kerry, terrorism is a minor annoyance and Americans - along with the rest of the planet - are currently enjoying a tranquil period. ... continue reading

Lois Lerner emails are now the subject of a criminal investigation

'Potential criminal activity' If you watched the testimony of IRS officials like John Koskinen and Lois Lerner, you probably came away more confused than enlightened. Stories were exposed as lies, facts shifted, and statements contradicted each other until the whole thing devolved into a chaotic - and obvious - ... continue reading

U.S. Congressman visits Temple Mount - is greeted by Muslim women screaming 'allahu akbar'

Tolerance - 'religion of peace' style On February 18th, Congressman Dennis Ross (R-FL) visited the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. There, he was harassed by a cadre of Islamic women who wandered around screaming “Allahu Akbar” and the Arabic word for “leave.” Video of the incident has now been ... continue reading

In Iraq, ISIS goes on book burning rampage - destroys libraries, schools, churches

'Strategic patience' in action. Obviously, when it comes to ISIS, the real tragedy is measured in the terrifying and brutal loss of lives.  That said, while they're killing their way - largely unfettered - across the Middle East, there's another price being paid.  Throughout history psychotic fascists ... continue reading

State Dept. Director of counterterrorism programs arrested for soliciting sex with a minor

Transparent administration won't confirm his identity. Your government has promised that it's constantly monitoring, well, pretty much everything in an effort to stop terrorism before it happens. They're even terrified that, if evil Republicans don't pass the proper spending bills, their ability to spot horrible ... continue reading

Obama vetoes bipartisan Keystone XL bill - and his reason is comedy gold

Ridiculous. Virtually everyone - whose last name isn't Steyer or Buffett - wants to build the Keystone XL pipeline. Almost everybody, from both sides of the aisle, is on board. Only the fringiest of the fringe environmentalists have a problem with it, and yet... Barack Obama has vetoed a bipartisan bill that ... continue reading

Obama & his allies claim that %99.9 of Muslims are totally moderate - and the data says they're wrong

...Or they have a scary definition of "moderate."  In a recent interview with CNN's Fareed Zakaria, President Obama claimed that almost all Muslims stand with us in our battle against radical Islam. As he put it, "The overwhelming majority of Muslims reject that interpretation of Islam. It's ... continue reading

If threatened with firing, Debbie Wasserman Schultz planned to label Obama anti-woman and anti-semetic

But he didn't fire her, so I guess he's not. Debbie Wasserman Schultz loves to play cards. Not Poker or blackjack, mind you.  No, the cards we're talking about are gender, race, economic, and white privilege cards. We’ve watched her do it over and over again, while targeting Mitt Romney, Scott Walker, ... continue reading

DHS Secretary warns: terrorists want to attack malls, so 'be careful' when you go shopping

Now, back to jobs and global warming. This weekend, an Al Qaeda affiliated terrorist group called "al Shabab" released a video calling for attacks on shopping malls inside the United States.  Specifically, they used video of Minnesota's Mall of America to make their point. The next morning, like ... continue reading

DHS Report: Forget ISIS, the REAL terrorist threat comes from the domestic right-wing. ...Yes, really.

Your government, ladies and gentlemen. Islamic terrorists are running roughshod over a good quarter of the planet, and our government is incapable of identifying their "mysterious" ideology.  However, here at home, we supposedly face a terror threat that is - apparently - both far worse and far easier to ... continue reading

CNN and its analysts are pretty sure that Kim Jong Un's new 'power hairdo' is the start of WWIII

...And it's bad news for the West. Today's big news isn't ISIS.  It isn't the United States' stagnant economy and it isn't Obama's defiance of a federal judge. No. Today's most important bit of news is this: Kim Jong Un, dictator, psychopath, and Margarita enthusiast, has undergone what CNN calls "a bold ... continue reading

ISIS harvesting victims' organs for cash?

Oh good, things are getting creepier.  Up to this point, ISIS has contented itself with targeted terrorist activities, "lone wolf" operations, and, of course, the mass murder of anyone who stands in their way. "Whatever ideology they're operating off of," it's clear that they have no problem with wholesale ... continue reading