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Kalamazoo shooter says Uber app took control of his mind
Dan Calabrese

Kalamazoo shooter says Uber app took control of his mind

By Dan Calabrese March 15th, 2016 And we believe him. Sort of.... continue reading


Here we go: LAPD testing knife found on O.J. Simpson's property
Dan Calabrese

Here we go: LAPD testing knife found on O.J. Simpson's property

By Dan Calabrese March 4th, 2016 There will be no conviction, but maybe some satisfaction.... continue reading


CIA declassifies hundreds of UFO investigations, calls them 'X-Files'
Dan Calabrese

CIA declassifies hundreds of UFO investigations, calls them 'X-Files'

By Dan Calabrese February 9th, 2016 Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man.... continue reading


Come to my book signing Wednesday . . . without ever leaving your computer
Herman Cain

Come to my book signing Wednesday . . . without ever leaving your computer

By Herman Cain January 26th, 2016 Virtuosity.... continue reading


Hilarious video: Paranoid stoner smugglers call 911 to plead for end of non-existent cop chase
Dan Calabrese

Hilarious video: Paranoid stoner smugglers call 911 to plead for end of non-existent cop chase

By Dan Calabrese January 25th, 2016 One toke over the line.... continue reading


Apparently Martin Shkreli live-streams his entire life on YouTube, including that moment when the FBI calls
Dan Calabrese

Apparently Martin Shkreli live-streams his entire life on YouTube, including that moment when the FBI calls

By Dan Calabrese December 18th, 2015 Otherwise you can see him trolling on OKCupid and saying things like "theeze nuts."... continue reading


Ready for the rest of the story on that cop-throws-student video?
Dan Calabrese

Ready for the rest of the story on that cop-throws-student video?

By Dan Calabrese October 28th, 2015 Another cop ambush.... continue reading


Hilarious fail video: No, WZZM, Michigan did not win; and you didn't just mess up . . . you flat-out lied
Dan Calabrese

Hilarious fail video: No, WZZM, Michigan did not win; and you didn't just mess up . . . you flat-out lied

By Dan Calabrese October 19th, 2015 "People are spilling out of Michigan Stadium into the streets of Ann Arbor celebrating."... continue reading


Wait . . . what? Doctors re-attach toddler's head after accident causes 'internal decapitation'
Dan Calabrese

Wait . . . what? Doctors re-attach toddler's head after accident causes 'internal decapitation'

By Dan Calabrese October 7th, 2015 Amazing . . . and he's expected to make a full recovery.... continue reading


Army investigates injuries suffered in out-of-control, excessively violent . . . pillow fight?
Dan Calabrese

Army investigates injuries suffered in out-of-control, excessively violent . . . pillow fight?

By Dan Calabrese September 7th, 2015 Weaponized pillows. That's a new one.... continue reading


Virginia murderer's manifesto: Angry about Charleston, says he was bullied for being gay and black
Dan Calabrese

Virginia murderer's manifesto: Angry about Charleston, says he was bullied for being gay and black

By Dan Calabrese August 26th, 2015 Meanwhile, Hillary and Josh Earnest are already using it to push gun control.... continue reading


Has Lexus really done it? Looks like we've got a hoverboard, folks!
Dan Calabrese

Has Lexus really done it? Looks like we've got a hoverboard, folks!

By Dan Calabrese August 5th, 2015 You're going to insist it's fake, because that's what you do, but watch.... continue reading


Global warming update: There's still snow on the ground in Buffalo
Dan Calabrese

Global warming update: There's still snow on the ground in Buffalo

By Dan Calabrese July 28th, 2015 It's July, folks. July.... continue reading


Chattanooga murderer of four marines identified: Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez
Dan Calabrese

Chattanooga murderer of four marines identified: Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez

By Dan Calabrese July 16th, 2015 The religion of peace.... continue reading


Someone's seen the movie 'Up' a few too many times, but holy crap . . .
Dan Calabrese

Someone's seen the movie 'Up' a few too many times, but holy crap . . .

By Dan Calabrese July 7th, 2015 . . . "he was at cloud level,' in a freaking lawn chair.... continue reading


Seriously? 51-year-old prison seamstress planned to go on the lam with murderers she helped escape?
Dan Calabrese

Seriously? 51-year-old prison seamstress planned to go on the lam with murderers she helped escape?

By Dan Calabrese June 15th, 2015 But apparently she changed her mind and didn't show up for getaway-driver duties.... continue reading


VIDEO: Five Detroit burglars encounter a very armed 'Ms. Dee'
Dan Calabrese

VIDEO: Five Detroit burglars encounter a very armed 'Ms. Dee'

By Dan Calabrese June 11th, 2015 Shootout ensues. Bad guys lose.... continue reading


Two murderers escape maximum security NY prison . . . using power tools?
Dan Calabrese

Two murderers escape maximum security NY prison . . . using power tools?

By Dan Calabrese June 8th, 2015 "Have a nice day!"... continue reading