Politics: Indoctrinated liberal 'zombie-children' sing about Obama's potential loss

Published by: Robert Laurie on Saturday October 27th, 2012

Robert Laurie

By ROBERT LAURIE - ...And here you thought the 'virginity' ad was creepy.

There's nothing liberals love more than brainwashing your kids.  Ever since the election of Barack Obama, they've been creating shameless songs and raps designed to get your children singing about social issues and our fearless leader.

The latest example is a black and white ad, conceived and created by San Francisco ad agency Goodby Silverstein & Partners.  You may not know the agency's name, but you certainly know their work. Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein are two of America's most highly respected ad men - the force behind the iconic "Got Milk?" campaign.

This time, the duo has turned its attention to propping up the desperate Obama campaign. They've assembled a choir of "children from the future" who sing about the destruction of the United States, the environment, and the Earth.  As if that's not bad enough, Big Bird has been fired too.

Basically, it's a left-wing "Small World After All" that covers evey one of their worn-out memes in a clunky, two-minute, ditty.

According to their awful little song, they're mad and they blame their parents who, at some time in the past, "failed the test."  You can assume this means that, in their future, Mitt Romney won the upcoming election and everything went to hell afterward.

Here's the video.  The art direction is by Silverstein and the lyrics, which appear below, are by Goodby.

Bonus points if you can get through the whole thing without throwing up in your mouth.

LYRICS

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
 
We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying
 
Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you
 
Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair
 
It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag
 
We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you
 
You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!